Bheki... Bring Home n Stukkie Vis

The household of our former disgraced national police commissioner Bheki Cele will be having more fish on his dinner plate if his missus has anything to do with it. The former commissioner who was infamously removed from his post after a formal inquiry into his corrupt lease tendering with his comrade Roux Shabangu found him guilty, now has washed up as a deputy minister. Quite surprising that the board found him unfit for office and yet even after this he has now ended up as the Agriculture, Forestry and Fishing portfolio's deputy minister where he will fit in quite nicely with his "chest in and stomach out." Zuma has rewarded him for his delay tactics surrounding the Nkandla ranch and I'm pretty sure that his missus will now be looking up traditional fish recipes and perfecting her batter and chip frying.

With ol Tina heading off to meddle with another portfolio (the Energy portfolio this time) she did apparently admit that she made more funds available for trade and research and subsequently has left with her head held up high. I guess she has to considering that she is of the opinion that her sh*t don't stink. I wish all concerned in her new portfolio the very best of luck...you're going to need it. Zuma has yet to realize that this decision will increase the price of candles, lion matches and paraffin,  which will be at an all time high shortly when she settles in... 

So the mess that was and is the 2013FRAP process will be left to Bheki, his cowboy stetson hat and his senior, the South African Communist party chairperson Senzeni Zokwana. He is also the President of the National Union of Mine Workers (NUM) and started out as a mine shaft steward back in 84. I'm sure he's had his fair share of maasbanker up there and shouldn't be too rash in making his mind up about fish until he's enjoyed the tender delectable fillets of kingklip. His auntie will probably deep fry it to enhance the flavor, but each to their own I guess.

Jokes aside, these two will have their hands full sifting through all the fish meal left behind by Tina and we can only wish them both the very best of luck. It obviously remains to be seen how they will tackle the 2013FRAP debacle.